obsidianshadow:

gearstation:

sacredassbutt:

baruchsbalthamos:

Americans pronouncing it ‘Noo-tella’ as if it were made from fucking hazelnoots.

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ahem.

noot noot

(via metallicshadows)

itssexualhour:

i was sitting next to my crush in french and my phone fell on the ground and then he picked it up and i was like give it back and he just put my phone into his pants but not like under his boxers anyways wouldn’t give it back so i had to shove my hands into his pants and get it out and after that like 10 min later he whispered ‘if you haven’t noticed i have a boner now’ that was the best moment of my life bye

(via home-away-from-harm)

so i closed at work tonight.

which gave a chance for me and the girl i like to sit at the front together waiting for the manager to tell us it was okay to go. so i was literally alone with this girl, lucky for me she initiates conversation so i dont have to sit there and be awkward. i fucking like this girl so much like what the actual fuck. she needs to be out of my mind for a little while so i can regain my fucking sanity.

mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

(via dclyne)

geekishchic:

nuuku:

turtle-ambulance:

fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them

and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them

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(Source: snickerpoodles, via dclyne)

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

(via zeldas-mexican-cousin)

cherabby:

"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"

Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go

(via dclyne)

twentyonepivots:

dykestorm:

ohboyafangirl:

We’re discussing scent and pheromones and oh my god

LESBIANS CAN LITERALLY DETECT OTHER LESBIANS BY SENSE OF SMELL AND WILL AUTOMATICALLY PREFER THE SCENT OF OTHER LESBIANS

LIKE THERE IS SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF THIS I LOVE IT I LOVE PHEROMONES

This explains gay-dar. It’s not a sense of just knowing it’s the fact that we can fucking smell each other

au de homõ

(via zeldas-mexican-cousin)