slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: buriaq, via sixpenceee)

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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(via theolivergarden)

monday 12 hour shift. tuesday 12 hour shift. wednesday 12 hour shift. thursday 10 hour shift. friday 9 hour shift.

just go ahead and shoot me now.